Kylan Larson is a designer and illustrator based in New York.
Please do not call (949) 689-5513. Texts preferred.
This website contains material that parents may find unsuitable for younger children. The
theme itself may call for parental guidance and/or the website may contain one or more of
the following: some suggestive dialogue, infrequent coarse language, some sexual
situations or moderate violence.
Kylan Larson did not receive any payment or other consideration, or enter into any
agreement, for the depiction of alcohol products on this website*.
The American Humane Association was unavailable to monitor the animal action. Just
trust that no animals were harmed in the making of this website.
Unless otherwise noted, all content† ©MMXIX Kylan Larson and his respective clients and
employers. All rights reserved.
"WKPOST" logo courtesy of Serifcan Ozcan, I believe.
"The Modern Age" contains a sample from Power, Corruption & Lies, obvs.
Jayne Marie Mansfield appears courtesy of Playboy Magazine™
All names, logos and insignias, not property of Kylan Larson, are trademarks of whomever,
and are used with their permission, hopefully.
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living
or dead, is purely coincidental, except when intentional.
This website is protected under laws of the United States (but who knows what the hell that
means nowadays, right?) and other countries. Unauthorized duplication, distribution or
exhibition may result in civil liability, criminal prosecution and possibly... death? I don't know,
I'm just saying. Copyright infringement is serious shit apparently.
Special thanks to:
Alexis Bittar, Altamont, Ambiguous, Bloomberg, Bud Light, Delta, Droga5, Duracell,
ESPN, FBI, Haspel, Mattress Firm, New Image Art, NYU, psiTurk, RVCA, S&H Athletics, SAP,
Shipley & Halmos, Sine Studio, SPG, Sprint, Sprite, Stance, Thomas Sires, Tory Burch,
Trovata, Upper Playground, Wieden+Kennedy, Wonderland
*Simply not true.
†Design, graphic design, art direction, identity, illustration, photography, copy, branding,
layout, production, editing, scanning, retouching, irrelevance, bullshit, blah blah, etc.